Popular Chris Traeger Quotes
I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.
Due to a tragic misunderstanding, the prettiest pig beauty pageant has been replaced by a pork rib barbeque competition.
Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.
Ben, it's been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or Dicaprio—you're that good.
I think a lot of things. I like thinking. I also like racquetball.
It appears that where #BitchBoss is clearly an indication of frustration #BossBitch is a term of endearment. Isn't language fun? It's like racquetball! For your mouth!
Sir, I formally retract my hug.
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.
Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.
