Shaw: A mercenary with a heart of gold.
Chance: I prefer death retardant specialist.

Stephanie: You wore a vest, where's my vest.
Christopher Chance: I'm your vest.

Chance: Winston, I'm sorry for getting you into this mess. I'm sorry for whatever torture you had to endure because of me. Most of all, I'm sorry about Aunt Suzy.
Winston: Aunt Suzy? No man, not Aunt Suzy (then he shoots Winston).

Victoria: Do you think I'm crazy, for throwing it all away for a man I met just a month ago?
Chance: What's his name?
Victoria: Tony.
Chance: How do you know you're in love with him?
Victoria: (smiles)

Chance: Don't do it.
Guerrero: Course she's going to do it, I would. What? Hey, when I'm off duty you don't want to follow me either.

Guerrero: Who's the dude?
Winston: You're drunk.
Chance: You're not wearing your glasses.
Guerrero: Fell into a meat grinder, new pair won't be ready until tomorrow.

But if you ask me, in this life you get pushed around just as long as you don't push back.

Martin: I can't imagine a guy like you running from anybody.
Chance: You never met my old boss.

Internet dating, it's crazy huh?

Winston: Hey. You remember what I said about that place. They don't like strangers, so don't go up there screwing around or nothing. Just blend in and keep a low profile.
Chance: Hey, it's me!

Ilsa: You know, I thought you'd be different.
Chance: Taller?
Ilsa: No.
Chance: Younger?
Ilsa: No, braver.

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Human Target Quotes

People have secrets and secrets are dangerous, so what are you keeping from me?

Christopher Chance

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Christopher Chance