Human Target

Human Target Quotes

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Other Side of the Mall"

Chance: I've told you before I don't like Christmas. Never have, never will, even though you are some kind of Rolly Polly Santa in training.
Winston: Did you just call me Rolly Polly?
Chance: Did you just hire this guy to deliver Christmas stuff?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ilsa: Oh, and Happy Christmas Mr. Chance.
Chance: Oh, merry, we say Merry Christmas.
Ilsa: I know, it just sounds a bit silly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: I've been shot at, I've been thrown out of an airplane, been generally mistreated by a lot of bad people, this bickering is pretty much more that I can take. I am going outside to get some fresh air, when I get back you two better be calmed down or we're breaking out the ball gags.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: But if you ask me, in this life you get pushed around just as long as you don't push back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chance: The mall at Christmas, what a zoo!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "Dead Head"

Winston: Believe this jackass?
Chance: That's our client.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pucci: Gentlemen your paychecks, you'll note at the bottom my signature. Try to get it closer next time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ames: Ilsa Pucci's running from the law?
Chance: So are we.
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John Doe: The odds of me being good are getting bad aren't they?
Ames: J.D., I don't care what you did, now this is a sign. You, me, a van full of cash, the open road.
Winston: Hey, do you want to roll your tongue back in your head and step away from the van.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chance: You got a real opportunity here. Start a new life, second chances don't come very often, you can trust us on that.
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Chance:(to Winston) You are a terrible liar, but you're a great cop.
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Season 2 Episode 3: "Taking Ames"

Chance: Do you realize this is my wrench?
Ames: What are you doing here?
Chance: I could be asking you the same question.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Winston: Bad kid.
Guerrero: No he's not. I know bad people. This kid isn't bad he's a punk. Show me some bodies then we can talk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chance: Don't do it.
Guerrero: Course she's going to do it, I would. What? Hey, when I'm off duty you don't want to follow me either.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chance: I suppose we could just let Marcus kill her. Well, its up to you, we're either in or we're all out. Is she worth it?
Winston: Just to be clear, I aint sharing a cell with either of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Guard: What the hells going on?
Chance: It's a little complicated. I know it doesn't seem like it but I'm actually one of the good guys. Sorry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ames: What are you going to do?
Chance: What I should have done awhile ago, knock this punk on his ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Winston: Well gentlemen, whenever women enter the picture things tend to get a little bit messy.
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Season 2 Episode 2: "The Wife's Tale"

Winston: Gentlemen clientele.
Chance: Pretty safe to say.
Winston: Noting safe about that place.
Chance: Are you worried about me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Winston: Ok, so you want to tell me why we're taking this case?
Chance: Seven years ago I killed her husband.
 • Rating: Unrated

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