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Chuck Bass Quotes (Page 7)

Season 5, Episode 2: "Beauty and the Feast"

Gossip Girl: A kiss is just a kiss.
Chuck: That hurt? Wish I could feel it.
Gossip Girl: Poor Lonely Boy. Even on the outer boroughs of love.
• Rating: Unrated

Nate: I just can't stop thinking about that woman from LA.
Chuck: It's understandable, given your mother issues.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Treatment involves trying to make the patient feel again.
Chuck: That's what I was doing before you showed up.
Dan: Well, how about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Nate] It's a good thing you don't offer satisfaction guaranteed or she'd be your third refund this week.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5, Episode 1: "Yes, Then Zero"

Serena: Have you ever thought about writing a book?
Chuck: People like me don't write books, they're written about.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Serena, you accepted responsibility without hesitation for maybe the first time in your life. And Nate, you had more fun not being you than you've had actually being you. Which means you now know you need to change.
Serena: Is it just me, or is what he saying actually making sense?
Nate: Maybe we're not awake yet.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Serena: Yes, it's a dirty word?
Chuck: The word is Yes. I say it at anything. If an opportunity presents itself I take it. There's nothing I won't try once. Even happiness.
Nate: He's very inspiring. I've been saying all summer he should run an infomercial.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Woah. Usually when you smile like this you look like a creepy Cheshire Cat. But this one is real. What is your secret and if it's legal I want some.
Chuck: It's not a substance. It's a state of mind. A word.
Serena: Let me guess, a dirty word.
Chuck: "Yes".
• Rating: Unrated