Favorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
Alex, honey, when you're out shopping, you might want to pick yourself up a training bra. I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon. Mommy loves you, kitten!
Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
Haley: Did my 3rd grade teacher say I have ADD or something.
Claire: No honey she said you couldn't A-D-D because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L.
Claire: Oh thank God, here comes Phil and the butterball.
Manny: Hey, I have a name!!
You know how growing up we all have that voice inside our head that tells us we're not good enough? Well, mine was outside my head driving me to school
I just wanted to spend my night with some fun gay people. It's not my fault this one decided to be straight!
I have 3 kids, I've been tired since 2005.
Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them