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Owen: So, vodka is helping you write your Harper Avery acceptance speech.
Cristina: Tequila.

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Do you know who you are? Do you know what's happened to you? Do you want to live this way?

Cristina

You can’t repair the mamba without moving with the mambo.

Cristina: She's hot, right?
Meredith: Have you give up on men?

The President dumped him.

Meredith: I have wine.
Cristina: I'll be there.

Shane: If you ever need yaya extraction, getting the yayas out, I'm available.
Cristina: Are you offering service to me?

Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.

I'm glad he's getting laid. I should be getting laid. My work suffers when I'm not. It's bad for humanity.

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