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Greys-anatomy

Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.

I'm glad he's getting laid. I should be getting laid. My work suffers when I'm not. It's bad for humanity.

Arizona: Where's the onesie decorating station?
Cristina: There isn't one. There's a margarita decorating station.

Mer, your boobs are exploding. Go pump.

Cristina: You're a shark.
Shane: I'm not, I swear.
Cristina: Ross, it's a good thing. All great surgeons are sharks. You see what you want. Do whatever it takes to get it like me. Don't ever apologize. Sharks never apologize.

Prison's changed you.

It's like when we were interns. This is so much fun! Stealing surgeries, playing dirty...

When we're done here, can you braid my hair?

Alex: I can have sex!
Cristina: Are the hydraulics not working? I can write a script.

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