Favorite Crosby Braverman Quotes
This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.
Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.
Realtor: Do you have a family?
Crosby: Uh, yeah, you know, it's complicated, but I did recently acquire a son.
Camille: Change is healthy.
Crosby: No it's not, that's an urban legend.
Camille: Sometimes you just have to make a choice.
Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?
Jasmine, you are my family!
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?
Jasmine: You're cute.
Crosby: It's the motorcycle. Yeah, I'm just a six but with the motorcycle I'm an eight.
