Popular Crosby Braverman Quotes
Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?
I didn't realize you could do an entire interview in the two minutes I was out of the room.
Well, this could be your only shot of looking cool, so you might want to take it. You never know.
He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
Max
And that hair doesn't camp!
Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.