Popular Crosby Braverman Quotes
You think that the two cars we're going to own are a VW Bug and a minivan? And what will I drive to work? You know I work with musicians at a recording studio and I'm going to show up in either a little tiny vagina or a humongous vagina?
I'm not going to go drive this. What if somebody sees me?
Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.
Look, things aren't really good for me at home, either. Jabbar chose, over basketball, for a winter sport - ballet.
You are young. This is your one opportunity. Do you understand what I'm saying? Sleep around, have some experiences, you know, get good at your craft. Cause when it ends, it's gonna end permanently, ya hear me? The breaks don't just fade in, they lock up.
You know what I'm thinking for the holidays? He and your mother stayin' here. Bunk beds.
You gotta think about this like a forced family bonding exercise and then it starts to sound like real fun.
Honey, my chest just constricted, like sincerely. I have constriction in my chest, like they say.
What? Our whole history is in this house. You can't just sell it out from under us and act like it's not a big decision.
Crosby: I really hope you guys can, you know can, find your way back. I know it's none of my business, but I just, you know, we love having you in our family and..I'm sorry, you know.
Joel: Thanks buddy. Thank you. Thank you. I completely get it. You know, I don't... I don't need to be the godfather.
Add a dinner to the Aida weekend and let the festivities begin.
4D! Do you know how huge they are? 4D are you kidding me? And I'm movin' out of mom and dad's today. I gotta play the lottery!
