Damien Karp Quotes
Season 1, Episode 10: "Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
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Damien: That was zen master yoda style deflecting.
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Season 1, Episode 9: "Bachelor Party"
Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.
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Season 1, Episode 8: "The Bangover"
Karp: Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person, like super heros?
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Karp: Stay with me.
Lily: I can't with my medical condition.
Karp: What condition?
Lily: Severe allergy to boredom.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "Franklin vs. Bash"
Alex: Do I have to wear the nut hugger shorts.
Karp: I didn't design the uniform.
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Season 1, Episode 6: "Big Fish"
Karp: So we use Pindar to sign her then we hip check bubble boy into the boards.
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Hanna: You delivered Carter Lang to Franklin and Bash?
Karp: Oh, come on. He wasn't wearing a sign that said litigious scumbag millionaire.
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Jennifer of Troy"
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
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Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.
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