Damien Karp Quotes
Season 2, Episode 10: "6:50 to SLC"
Damien: To be clear I was only stabbing you in the back because there was no more room in the front.
• Rating: Unrated
Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?
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Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.
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Season 2, Episode 8: "Last Dance"
Damien: I don't think this is going to blow over. I think this is going to blow up.
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Season 2, Episode 7: "Summer Girls"
Damien: I can't believe you even remember me. I was only their once.
Alyssa: Twice.
Damien: Well, onceish.
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Damien: I've been told that scientifically speaking I have a very common face.
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Season 2, Episode 5: "L'affaire Du Coeur"
Damien: And I go to strip clubs because I love buffalo wings.
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Season 2, Episode 3: "Jango and Rossi"
Damien; Since the gun was a dairy product we can probably get the weapons charged dismiss.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Strange Brew"
Damien: There's another reason not to offer those two partnership. They're idiots.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 10: "Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
• Rating: Unrated
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