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Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.

Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?

Damien: Celia Moreno is now the new county Superior.
Rachel: The butch, one armed, Hispanic women? They just decided to check all the boxes.

Why did you bone me with the judicial committee?

Damien: I was feeling...
Infeld: What? Full of crap.
Damien: I was going to say invincible.

The bottom line rarely helps the people on the bottom.

Damien: Wow you look stressed.
Jared: You don't. What's up?

Damien: I've played by the rules my whole life and what has it gotten me?
Rachel: A six figure salary and a partnership at a major law firm.

I literally killed my only chance at becoming a judge.

Jared: The one I like is when Infeld stole his prom date.
Damien: And I never saw it coming.

Cellmate: You ever buy meth from Ricky?
Damien: No, I prefer to cook my own. I'm kind of a health nut.

Every bee deserves its day.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin
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