Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTDamien Karp Quotes
Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.
I don't think this is going to blow over. I think this is going to blow up.
Damien: I can't believe you even remember me. I was only their once.
Alyssa: Twice.
Damien: Well, onceish.
I've been told that scientifically speaking I have a very common face.
And I go to strip clubs because I love buffalo wings.
Damien; Since the gun was a dairy product we can probably get the weapons charged dismiss.
There's another reason not to offer those two partnership. They're idiots.
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
That was zen master yoda style deflecting.
Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.
Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person, like super heros?
Karp: Stay with me.
Lily: I can't with my medical condition.
Karp: What condition?
Lily: Severe allergy to boredom.
