Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Damien Karp Quotes
Damien; Since the gun was a dairy product we can probably get the weapons charged dismiss.
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?
Hanna: You delivered Carter Lang to Franklin and Bash?
Karp: Oh, come on. He wasn't wearing a sign that said litigious scumbag millionaire.
Karp: Stay with me.
Lily: I can't with my medical condition.
Karp: What condition?
Lily: Severe allergy to boredom.
Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person, like super heros?
Alex: Do I have to wear the nut hugger shorts.
Karp: I didn't design the uniform.
That was zen master yoda style deflecting.
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
There's another reason not to offer those two partnership. They're idiots.
Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.
So we use Pindar to sign her then we hip check bubble boy into the boards.
