Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Damien Karp Quotes
Damien: I can't believe you even remember me. I was only their once.
Alyssa: Twice.
Damien: Well, onceish.
I don't think this is going to blow over. I think this is going to blow up.
Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.
Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?
To be clear I was only stabbing you in the back because there was no more room in the front.
It's the mop who wiped the floor with your naked asses last week.
The last time you guys bet her you ended up nude on TV.
Rachel: People fear what they don't understand. Around the office, they call him the devil.
Damien: It's because my first name is Damien.
Damien: What are you like secret royalty?
Rachel: Yeah, I'm Princess Khaleesi from the House Targaryon.
Rachel: What do you know about honey bees?
Damien: What don't I know about honey bees.
Every bee deserves its day.
Cellmate: You ever buy meth from Ricky?
Damien: No, I prefer to cook my own. I'm kind of a health nut.
