Damon Salvatore Quotes
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…
Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.
No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.
Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead...