Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Caroline, help me.

Damon: I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.

I say go with the black. It makes you look all villainy.

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.

Elena: Can you just appreciate the fact that you're not dead?
Damon: I'll give you 10 seconds. 9... 8...

Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.

Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.