Dan Humphrey Quotes (Page 38)
Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files"
Jenny: It was like I didn't even exist!
Dan: Mmm. Welcome to my world. It's not so bad when you get used to birds flying at your head and automatic doors never opening.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "The Dark Night"
Dan: I can't believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.
Vanessa: You can't tell anyone!
Dan: Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I've ever met. [pauses] I won't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: Why'd you tell him to stay with that woman? Y'know, I thought you liked him.
Vanessa: I do. That's why I did it.
Dan: I don't understand.
Vanessa: She told me that if Nate left her, she would go to the FBI and tell them where Nate's dad is hanging out. So ... I really didn't have a choice.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Serena: What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan: That's not what I said.
Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about last year, well? This is fate telling us we can't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I forgive you... for Georgina.
Dan: And I forgive you ...
Serena: We keep having this same fight. At Bart's brunch, a year ago. At the wedding...
Dan: Where we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
Serena: And now here. [pauses] I can't change who I am, Dan.
Dan: Me neither.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Jenny: Ahhhh! Dan! You guys are together! You're back together! It wasn't a doctored photo?
Dan: No, we are. We just haven't... told anybody yet.
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: Serena... I still ...
Serena: I know. Me too.
[elevator door closes]
Serena: ... I love you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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