Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. You have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who said anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.

Dan: Oh, Dad. We were just, um... we're busted.
Rufus: I don't like the two of you being alone here when I'm not.
Dan: You're kidding, right?
Rufus: This is my home and I would appreciate it if you respected that.

Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well you look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.

Chuck: What are YOU doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are YOU doing at my father's funeral? You think I WANT you here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, you know I didn't write it.
Chuck: You think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.

Dan: Look Serena, if you want to go, go. If you don't, don't. I can't tell you who to be with.
Serena: No but you can tell me how you feel.
Dan: How do you feel? About your boyfriend who wants to take you to South America?
Serena: Well, I mean, he's really great. I like him a lot.
Dan: Well, that's your answer then.

Blair: Humphrey. What are you doing here?
Dan: I carried the garment bag.

Serena: Thank you so much for being such a rock these past few days. It's meant so much having you around.
Dan: Yeah well, it's not a problem. It just, it feels natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?

Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.

Dan: You know that thing in the Spring with Georgina? You two are getting serious. I'm sure you guys talked about that.
Aaron: [pauses] Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely ... I'm gonna go pay for this.

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