Betty: Hey, if you want something to do, I am looking for a new assistant.
Daniel: Well, maybe I will submit my resume.

Claire: Are you going to talk to her?
Daniel: I think I need to let her go.

Me first Betty, I can't live without you.

May I throw you around the floor for a while?

Daniel: How can you drink this stuff - it tastes like bad breath.
Betty: Oh no I don't drink that stuff.

Is this one of the times you ask me a question when you already know the answer to?

Betty: Put yourself in his shoes.
Daniel: You mean his smelly old cowboy boots.

Excuse me if I don't suck you're blood - it's a little too early to drink some booze.

Underneath that perfect smile - you are an ugly Betty.

You are so cute when you are mortified.

Well when they called my a womanizer at least it sounds sexy - you just made me sound like a jerk.

(about Betty) My sweet little assistant always on hand to get me my water.

Ugly Betty Quotes

She's like Liza at the pride parade..

Marc

You are so cute when you are mortified.

Daniel