Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSFavorite Danny Williams Quotes
McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danno: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.
His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.
Danno
Danno: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends.
McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.
Danny: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Steve: I like pancakes.
Danny: You do? You seem more like napalm in the morning kind of guy.
Danny: She catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
Steve: She is a great cook.
If I'm gonna die on this island- Which I never should have come to in the first place- Your face is not the last face I want to see.
Danno
Steve: You don't think I am a happy person?
Danny: I am sure you have your moments, like when Guns and Ammo puts out its gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV.
Danno: You know what the greatest invention of all time is?
Chin: What?
Danno: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.
You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
Danny: If a suspect dies, he loses the ability to speak. Ergo, he is useless to us.
Steve: Ergo?
