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Danny: Jerry, what are you doing?
Jerry: Feeling the Force.

Steve: I can’t drive, Danny.
Danny: Oh really? There’s a silver lining in the face of death. Fantastic.

Jerry: I did call the HPD, they treating me like I was some sort of nutjob.
Danny: That’s shocking.

Not so fast, McGruff.

Jerry

Technology is not my friend.

Jerry

Who am I, Miss Daisy? Sometimes I like to drive my own car.

Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

Danny William: Whoa, whoa, whoa--what you gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Steve McGarrett: I considered it.

Danny Williams: I just handed Wo Fat over to the feds--they're prepping him, getting him ready to transfer to a super max in Colorado.
Steve McGarrett: Did he say who was behind the attack?
Danny Williams: No, he wasn't feeling very chatty.

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

Good, all we gotta do is stop an anonymous maniac who butchered five people from getting off the island.

Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

McGarrett: What did you just do?
Jenna Kaye: You mean with my gum?
McGarret: Yeah, with your gum. This is a computer not your high school desk.

I sort of thought we had something nice going, but if I can't compete with sand storms and artifacts, I guess it was time to re-evaluate anyway, right?

Danny Williams
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