I’m going to take that plastic sword and turn you into a Roman popsicle, OK.

You lied to your mother, who is in fact a liar herself.

There is a direct correlation with how far you walk to a crime scene, and how bad that crime scene is going to be.

Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?

While they were getting Detective Williams out of jail in Columbia, I was the only one helping you.


Chin: That was close.
Steve: Speaking of close, Kono you are getting married in five minutes.

But nobody is gonna want to eat fish for the next three months.


You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.


Steve: Wow.
Catherine: So you approve?
Danny: Yeah, no I think what my ape like friend meant to say was that you look fantastic.

Steve: Hey listen if things are weird with Rachel let me go get Grace. Its not a problem.
Danny: No, no nothing is weird its fine.
Steve: You are lying.

Steve: Relax. It is residual radiation. You will be fine.
Danny: Oh, thank you Dr. Strangelove

Which one of you has the lowest standards, because I am here.