I think that between the two of us, we may be able to open a luggage joint one day, you know?

Steve: Don't trivialize my suffering.
Danny: What? I am gauging the damage to that piece of junk car.

Steve: It is Christmas Danny. Alright, you and Gracie need a tree. You want a tree?
Danny: I do. I want a tree, but not like this.

Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees.
Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent

Danny: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Steve: A victimless crime.

Steve: That trouble is trouble I did not go looking for, that trouble was dropped at my door.
Danny: Technically. No, not technically, specifically, this trouble exists only because you went looking for trouble by thinking that Leonard was a bad guy and looking into him.

The IRA? I thought they died with the last Duran Duran album.

Yeah she was saying this guy was really nice and polite and that he was a gentleman. I wanted to make sure we’re talking about the same Steve McGarrett.

Jerry: My money's on him being an MI-6 badass. That's British Secret Intelligence Service.
Danny: I know. I've seen James Bond.

Jerry; So you believe me?
Steve: Yeah.
Danny: I... um... TBD.

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.