That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.

The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.

Here's to liquid courage!

Would you like some of my duck in your mouth?

Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.

This is not a bucket list. This is a suck-it list.

Your curse Roxie is that you are extraordinary.

Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer.

Eastwick Quotes

(voiceover) Sometimes, those with the most powerful abilities are hiding in the most unlikely places.

Bun

Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?

Roxie