Popular Dave Rose Quotes
Henceforth, I will now be known as "has or deals with clams."
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.
Wow, that's what 275 pounds of lonely looks like.
When did we all turn against Mayer?
I didn't even know you could pronounce the name of your store. I thought it was a four letter keltic symbol for failure.
Pete you son of a bitch, you're as innocent as you are stunning.
Dave: I think our wedding was pretty spectacular.
Brad: Yeah the only thing missing was a bride that stayed for the duration of the reception.
Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.
The point is I gotta be a man and stand up for myself on my own with you guys behind me. Brad maybe you more towards the front perhaps wearing some Raiders gear.
Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.
