Those are cool. And this is coming from a guy who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of.

No one touches the goatee.

Tampa is not a place you go it's a place you end up.

Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.

You're right, the juice is worth the squeeze.

I didn't really date. I would call it a series of mind blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny