Favorite Dean Pelton Quotes
Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.
Dean: Do you know who might have stolen a box of hair nets from the kitchen?
Abed: Someone with hair.
Dean: I'm gonna write that down.
Well that answers my question. Jeff Winger is sexy even in a coffin.
I scolded Leonard today, so according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.
Britta: This is a lock of my hair.
Troy: Creepy.
Off campus, I'm just a craig-ular Joe.
Dean Pelton: Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof.
I didn't think more than one person would answer the ad. Yes, dream coming true!
I hope you like getting balled.
I just heard from the Guiness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired in what he described as the world's biggest mistake.
Just reminding you to keep any April Fool's pranks physically safe, politically balanced and racially accessible.
