Favorite Dean Pelton Quotes
Just reminding you to keep any April Fool's pranks physically safe, politically balanced and racially accessible.
The Glee club is at Westside Hospital recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown.
The students here mean well they really do, but what Greendale has always needed is a miracle.
If you'll excuse me, I have to make this into a butt flag.
This isn't Hollywood Pierce. If it were these glasses would be tinted and I'd be friends with Stevie Nicks too.
Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.
Eat that city college and wash it down with a big tall glass of SUCK IT.
Dean: I'm here to kick off the first day of a new tradition at our school called Green Week
Pierce: What? First we get a month of black history, now we're blowing seven days on the Irish.
I know that this isn't a symbol for the crossroads of ideas. I now know it's a butt.
Dean Pelton: Which is to say that having Jeffrey inside of me-
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone!
Dean Pelton: -was wrong. To have Jeffrey inside of me.
My god, Annie, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars.
Man, this got Sorkin-y.
