Popular Dean Pelton Quotes
I've been told we need a little baby quarantine until the army gets here.
Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.
I have always dreamt of playing charades with you, Jeffrey. Just not like this. And not on dry land.
Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!
Well that answers my question. Jeff Winger is sexy even in a coffin.
Eat that city college and wash it down with a big tall glass of SUCK IT.
I hope you like getting balled.
I don't remember anything you said before "rectum"!!!
Dean: Devil here! Just stopping by here for a little damnation orientation, here's the sched: at 10 you'll be buried neck deep in scorpions, at 11:15 lava enemas, followed by Pilates! Pilates is the demon that eats your genitals.
Off campus, I'm just a craig-ular Joe.
The students here mean well they really do, but what Greendale has always needed is a miracle.
Dean Pelton: Well look at this group having some of meeting and being so diverse. There is just, boy! There is just one of every kind of you, isn't there?
Pierce: Well, we are missing a pipsqueak, but we don't want one, so beat it!
Britta: Ah, Pierce, that's the dean
