Charlie: Wait, what are you good at?
Dee: Good, uh, um, I'm a good person.

Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.

Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.

Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.

Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!

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Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!

Instead of eating it last — you don’t have to eat beak at all!

Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.

Did you grow up in a cartoon?

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Mac: Fight Milk! The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!
Charlie: By bodyguards! I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow.

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us, it's a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure -- that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.

Charlie