It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Frank [upside down in a trunk]: It's a goddamn booby trap!
Dee: It's not a booby trap, Frank. It's an empty trunk and you fell
into like a Weeble Wobble.

Dee: Are you saying that we have to decide whether or not that old
Nazi bitch lives or dies?
Lawyer: There's that charm.

I'm feeling very very lucky to have my asshole ripped in half like tissue paper by my father and his very good friends.

I'm the queen of the night.

For some reason homophobia is awesome to these guys.

Looks like the Rat got too much cheese.

Adriano [to Mac]

He called you dirt grub and made you eat spiders.

Dee [to Charlie]

Dee: Baby got back.
Dennis: Sir Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorders.

Your big fat body's what's disgusting.

Dee [to Mac]

I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.

You look like Superman.

Dee [to Dennis]

Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.

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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

Mac