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It was weird that they were Asian.

I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.

If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!

Dee [to old black lady]

Is anybody online the real person they say they are?

Things are about to get real dark, real fast, Frank.

Drinking IS the game.That's the whole point of it.

Kill the machines!

Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!

Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.

He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.

You are not eating a hoagie. You are just jamming meats and cheeses in your mouth.

Dee [to Frank]
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It's Always Sunny Quotes

Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.

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