Dee: Baby got back.
Dennis: Sir Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorders.

Your big fat body's what's disgusting.

Dee [to Mac]

I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.

You look like Superman.

Dee [to Dennis]

Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.

It was weird that they were Asian.

I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.

If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!

Dee [to old black lady]

Is anybody online the real person they say they are?

Things are about to get real dark, real fast, Frank.

Drinking IS the game.That's the whole point of it.

Kill the machines!

It's Always Sunny Quotes

I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

Dennis

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac