It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds Quotes
Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.
Pop your teeth in!
Mac: We are getting blasted in the ass by the state liquor tax.
Dee: Blasted in the ass?
Dennis: Mac, we have the same conversation every year. There's nothing you can do about taxes.
Dee: Uh, you guys might want to think about voting every once in a while.
Dee: I'm not scammin' the government if that's what you're saying.
IRS lady: Your license plate says SCAMMIN.
Dee: Are those--those stupid cards where babies are doing disgusting things?
Charlie: Uhhh... no. They're the amazing cards where babies are doing hysterical things!
Dee: For once I'm going to do the right thing.
Frank: He thinks you're too old, huh?
Dee: God-d*****, why do I speak to you, ever.
Dee: You know these guys?
Frank: Ya, from 'Nam.
Mac: You were in Vietnam?
Dennis: Don't get excited Mac, he was in Vietnam 10 years ago on business trip.
Frank: Beautiful country.
Frank: All right, here's what you're going to do. You're going to take all the weight on your neck. Then you're going to jam your legs down and hyper-extend your ankles, and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.
Dee: Not one of those things sounds right to me. At all.
Is anybody online the real person they say they are?
If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!
Dee [to old black lady]
I say we bum rush her and choke her out with her own belt.
Are you happy now?! I just punched a hole in my wall!
