It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds Quotes
Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.
It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.
Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.
Pop your teeth in!
You guys all better eat a dick 'cause Sweet Dee beat the system.
Dee: I'm not scammin' the government if that's what you're saying.
IRS lady: Your license plate says SCAMMIN.
You are not eating a hoagie. You are just jamming meats and cheeses in your mouth.
Dee [to Frank]
We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.
He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.
Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.
Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!
Kill the machines!
