Deb: You don't like Quinn much.
Dexter: I don't like him at all. But I want you to be happy.

Turns out Cole and him are buddies. They f---ing poke each other on Facebook

If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?

S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Deb: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the f--- up.'

Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?

Don't you have to have a soul before it's in crisis?

Deb [to Masuka]

Deb: I love you.
Dexter: I'm so thankful.

We can play who's the better asshole. But I guarantee you I'll win.

Ever hear of a comb? Looks like you have a cat on your head.

Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Dexter Quotes

I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. But then Rudy turned on the light. He flooded my memory and now I'm blind.

Dexter Morgan

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan