Dexter

Debra Morgan Quotes (Page 3)

Deb [to Masuka]: If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat.
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Deb: What is this, Extreme Makeover: Forensics Division?
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Deb: When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.
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Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised d**k if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.
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Deb: The wedding band has to match the engagement ring, so what does that look like?
Dexter: She said she didn't want one.
Deb: Oh my god, you just get dumber every day! How do you survive in this world? Of course she wants one!
Dexter: How am I supposed to know that?
Deb: You are such a Y-chromosome cliché! Just buy her a beautiful, romantic, 'I love you with all of my heart' f**king engagement ring. And Dex, size matters!
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Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.
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Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.
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Deb: How can you be so f**kin' relaxed?
Dexter: I'm good at compartmentalization.
Deb: You're a little weird, Dex.
Dexter: That's not gonna change. I'm gonna be this way forever.
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Dexter: It's pretty impressive. It seems it wasn't too long ago I was taking care of you.
Deb: I like it better this way.
Dexter: Yeah, I can see that.
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Dexter: What happened?
Deb: They think a propane tank exploded.
Dexter: How?
Deb: Do I look like a f**king fire chief?
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