Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.

I don't wanna step on my dick.

You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.

Deb: I slept with Lundy.
Anton: I thought you were happy.
Deb: I thought I was, too.

Deb: Newsflash Quinn: You're an idiot.

Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking.

Deb [to Lundy]

Laguerta: Where is Masuka?
Deb: He's probably in Mexio, taking in a donkey show tour.

So far, I'm starting to think I fucked around more than my old man did.

If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat.

Deb [to Masuka]

Deb: What is this, Extreme Makeover: Forensics Division?

When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.

Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.

Dexter Quotes

I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. But then Rudy turned on the light. He flooded my memory and now I'm blind.

Dexter Morgan

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan