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Dexter

Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.

I don't wanna step on my dick.

You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.

Deb: I slept with Lundy.
Anton: I thought you were happy.
Deb: I thought I was, too.

Deb: Newsflash Quinn: You're an idiot.

Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking.

Deb [to Lundy]

Laguerta: Where is Masuka?
Deb: He's probably in Mexio, taking in a donkey show tour.

So far, I'm starting to think I fucked around more than my old man did.

If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat.

Deb [to Masuka]

Deb: What is this, Extreme Makeover: Forensics Division?

When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.

Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.

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Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

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