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Dexter

Ever hear of a comb? Looks like you have a cat on your head.

Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.

I don't wanna step on my dick.

You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.

Deb: I slept with Lundy.
Anton: I thought you were happy.
Deb: I thought I was, too.

Deb: Newsflash Quinn: You're an idiot.

Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking.

Deb [to Lundy]
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