Favorite Debra Morgan Quotes
Turns out Cole and him are buddies. They f---ing poke each other on Facebook
I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.
If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
Debra Morgan: Watching ice melt, this is fun.
Vince Masuka: Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.
Angel Batista: I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!
Dexter Morgan: Huh?
Vince Masuka: Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.
Debra Morgan: Yeah, from vine to vine...
Lt. Maria Laguerta: Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.
Ever hear of a comb? Looks like you have a cat on your head.
Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.
Deb: (about Rudy) He sent me this text message.
Dexter: (reading text message) "Cum sail away with me"? He misspelled come.
Deb: I love you.
Dexter: I'm so thankful.
When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.
Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking.
Deb [to Lundy]
S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.
Deb: What's going on in there?
LaGuerta: You tell us.
Deb: Why would I know?
Angel: Come on. You're Lundy's pet.
Deb: Fuck you.
Chico: Seriously, what's Lundy got, or is he just blowing smoke?
Deb: Seriously, I don't know. But if he's got something, it ain't smoke. Lundy's too good to blow smoke.
Angel: Man, no wonder you're his pet.
Deb: Fuck you twice.
