Favorite Debra Morgan Quotes
My psycho-killer fiancé? Please, I've had worse. At least he paid for my meals.
Dexter: See you've been benched.
Deb: LaGuerta's just jealous the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
Dexter: Wow, you're chipper.
So, Miami is the haystack and the ice truck's the needle, right? Brother, I just found the fucking needle!
Deb: What is this, Extreme Makeover: Forensics Division?
Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?
I don't wanna step on my dick.
Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.
The trifecta, weapon, ammo, and impaired judgment. Throw in a little domestic violence, and you have the perfect recipe for a family slaughter.
Dexter Morgan
Deb: What's going on in there?
LaGuerta: You tell us.
Deb: Why would I know?
Angel: Come on. You're Lundy's pet.
Deb: Fuck you.
Chico: Seriously, what's Lundy got, or is he just blowing smoke?
Deb: Seriously, I don't know. But if he's got something, it ain't smoke. Lundy's too good to blow smoke.
Angel: Man, no wonder you're his pet.
Deb: Fuck you twice.
You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.
Take a bullet and suddenly you're everyone's best friend.
Debra Morgan: Dexter, heads up. Bad in there.
Dexter Morgan: Ok.
Debra Morgan: I'm serious!
Dexter Morgan: Ok.
Sergeant Doakes: She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there.
Dexter Morgan: Okay...
