It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis Reynolds Quotes

Adriano: Well that was weird.
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Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.
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Tim Murphy [to Dennis]:Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date.
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Adriano: We're not afraid, we're in our '30s. We don't fight people anymore. It's kinda pathetic.
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Dennis: I have to have my tools!
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Dennis: I am the king of the mountain top!
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Dennis [to Christie]: I was going to take you to an empty broom closet and (makes feral face) bang the s**t out of you.
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Christie [to Dennis]: Dude, you're wearing makeup. And a girdle.
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Dennis: Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.
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Dennis [referring to Tim Murphy]: I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.
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