It’s good, it’s all good. I’m talking to myself, but it’s all good.

We've literally and figuratively missed the boat.

Dennis: All of us have gotten god damn weird.
Frank: I think we're just hitting our stride!

It’s got land to sea craftsmanship! We’re not missing that boat —

Throw those god damn flowers in the trash.

Dennis: We gotta get back in our apartment man.
Mac: Yeah I know, I hate Dee.
Dennis: Yeah I hate her.

Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!

Let’s not get crazy here, you’re always gonna be the butt of the jokes.


Mac: Did you do that?
Dennis: You know what? I think I did.
Mac: Yeah I think I saw you!

Hey, alright alright alright.

Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Mac: Fight Milk! The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!
Charlie: By bodyguards! I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow.