Derek Shepherd Quotes (Page 48)
Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much"
DEREK: [to Steve] "I met a girl there once myself. A very long time ago."
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
DEREK: "So, when did this problem begin?"
STEVE: "Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning."
MIRANDA: "Umm, Dr. Shepherd, if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints."
DEREK: "Yeah, no we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?"
STEVE: "I'm not sure. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: [leaves, tries not to laugh] "Oh, I'm... I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey."
STEVE: "Meredith, what time did we, uh...you know."
DEREK: [smiles] "Yes, Meredith. What time did you two?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
ADDISON: "Dory, this is Dr. Shepherd. He's our head of neurosurgery."
DEREK: "Hi."
DORY: "Oh, another Dr. Shepherd."
ADDISON: "He's my husband, actually."
DORY: "Seriously?"
DEREK: "Mmm-hmm."
DORY: "Wow. Look at you two. Everybody must hate you.
ADDISON: "You have no idea."
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanks for the Memories"
MEREDITH: [about her patient] "He was looking at me."
DEREK: "He wasn't looking at you."
MEREDITH: "He was!"
DEREK: "The CT report says he wasn't."
MEREDITH: "Do you want to argue with what I know I saw?"
DEREK: "No, Meredith. I don't want to argue with you any more."
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Let It Be"
MEREDITH: "I miss you."
DEREK: [pauses, whispers] "I can't."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
DEREK: [to Weiss] "Am I out of my mind, man? I mean, you tell me. Savvy didn't cheat on you with your best friend. She needs you for support. If you can't give that to her... then what the hell am I doing?"
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
DEREK: [to Meredith, in elevator] "Well, this is fun. Hello again. I like the Hello Kitty, by the way."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Something to Talk About"
MIRANDA: [steps in front of Derek] "No. Turn around and walk away."
DEREK: "From what?"
MIRANDA: "From my intern!"
DEREK: "No, I wasn’t going-"
MIRANDA: "Yes you were. Come on. You can’t do this. You don’t have the right. Not anymore."
DEREK: "I just want to find out if she's okay."
MIRANDA: "She's not. She's a human traffic accident, and everybody's slowing down to look at the wreckage. She's doing the best she can with what she has left, and I know you can't see this, 'cause you're in it, but you can't help her now! You'll only make it worse. So walk away. Go!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
DEREK: "I'm not moving back to Manhattan. I'm not the same person I was in Manhattan."
ADDISON: "I know, I know. You're a flannel-wearing, wood-chopping fisherman. I get it!"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
DEREK: "What do you really need? To make this marriage work?"
ADDISON: "You want me to pick up and move my entire practice? I want you to give up your girlfriend."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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