That's all I need is a minute. I need a minute.

Never ask me what I might have seen or might not have seen in there.

Come on. I'll be quick. I'll be in and out.

If not for me then do it for your future baby.

Derek: I can't wait to meet our future fictitious baby.
Meredith: Me either.

Meredith: Derek, the guy we're waiting for doesn't exist.
Derek: I wanna give her a little more time to enjoy him or the idea of him if nothing else because once we remove the tumor it's all gonna disappear.
Meredith: It's not real. It's ok if he disappears, she can go back to her life.
Derek: She was probably a lonely person. She find a way to have love.
Meredith: Of course she did because that's were love exists, in delusional fantasies. Real love isn't like that.
Derek: Good to know!

You know what's really fun and not at all depressing — Alzheimers research.

Derek: How can Meredith and I try for months and not have any luck and you look at someone and a baby appears.
Mark: Sloans are unusually fertile.

Meredith: I used to be hardcore, now I'm softcore.
Derek: Did we just start talking about porn?

Meredith: I'm too mad to even look at you.
Derek: Then roll over.

Nothing about this is okay.

Dr. Grey, you're a surgeon, not a social worker.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey