Dexter

Dexter

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Dexter Morgan Quotes (Page 8)

Season 4, Episode 2: "Remains to Be Seen"
Dexter: What would I do if I couldn't properly dispose of a body? I'd hide it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Dexter: I already have a killer to clean up after: me.
 • Rating: Unrated
Dexter: If they find Benny is my car, it's lethal injection time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rita: Sure you're okay? You look a little pale.
Dexter: Hospitals. They give me the creeps.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Living The Dream"
Dexter: Trinity is the most successful serial killer to ever get away with it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dexter: The perfect husband would have gotten rid of his old apartment. But I kill people. Not exactly the perfect husband.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dexter: My dark passenger is like a trapped coal miner, always tapping; always letting me know it's in there, still alive.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dexter: Trailer park. Kids, neighbors, more kids. Sounds like my world.
 • Rating: Unrated
Vince: Anything I can do to keep that angry Irish off your ass, let me know.
Dexter: You're a good friend, Vince.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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