You think just because you cheated on me that you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract that gives me full control of your music. I own you.

Okay I'm not cool with you and you being a we.

I'm a DJ, I'm not trying to earn a merit badge!

You gotta stop loving me so much, seriously we gotta get you a puppy or something.

If I could survive getting hit by a semi truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

You've really got to stop worrying about me and my digestive system.

I Liam-ized the bar uniform.


I thought that phony ass cowboy was my friend.

Dixon: You don't care that we burned down the Phi Kappa house?
Austin: Nobody got hurt. They lost a couple of Ryan Gosling posters.

I got a crotch shot of one of the Hilton sisters. Maybe it was a Kardashian.


Eggs and toilet paper. That's how we cure a heartache where I'm from.

This is the soundtrack to my nightmares.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.