You better not be whistling Dixie.

I'm a dude and I'm your brother. I have no opinion.

Somebody take away her coffee before she gets back.

Navid: I'm your boss now. If I tell you to do something, you do it.
Dixon: Snoop Dogg wants to shoot his video here next week. And your car is clean... boss.

After what happened with Oscar, friends are all we could ever be.

Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

Dixon: You freak out over hairless dogs.
Annie: Yeah, because they're gross. All that skin!

Dixon: This girl has you whipped and you're not even getting laid.
Liam: I know, it's like I'm dating Ivy.

Do the pants come off at any point, or is this the whole show?

Dixon: You're dad's a fool.
Ivy: Whatever.
Dixon: Not whatever. He's a fool.

Dixon: I don't like the way he looks at you, like he's seen you in his knickers.
Ivy: I was five. They were Gremlins.

Dixon: I'm supposed to stick around all summer and listen to you and dad fight.
Deb: The decision is final, Dixon.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.