Don: It's easy to give up something when you're satisfied.
Sylvia: It's easy to give up something when you're ashamed.

Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.

Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?

Miss Farrell: Even if I remove myself from the picture, I see a man that is not happy.
Don: I'm happy now.

Peggy: This is good champagne.
Don: I don't think so.

Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.

Don: I can explain.
Betty: I know you can. You're a gifted storyteller.

Don: Men want her and women want to be her.
Peggy: Even if that's true...
Don: It is.

Rachel Menken: It's hard to get caught in a lie.
Don Draper: It wasn't a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover.

Don: I'm not gonna beg you.
Peggy: Beg me? You didn't even ask me.

Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger