Mad Men
Sundays 10:00 PM on AMCFavorite Don Draper Quotes
Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?
Miss Farrell: Even if I remove myself from the picture, I see a man that is not happy.
Don: I'm happy now.
Pete: Come on.
Don: You wanna be on vacation Pete? Cause I can make that happen.
Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.
Don: Connie, this is my wife, Betty.
Connie: By golly, you are an indecently lucky man.
Pete Campbell: I have ideas.
Don Draper: I'm sure you do. Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich.
Don: I'm not gonna beg you.
Peggy: Beg me? You didn't even ask me.
Peggy Olson: Sex sells.
Don Draper: Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine.
Everytime I turn around, you've got a hand in my pocket... there's not one thing that you've done here that I couldn't live without.
Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.
This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet, or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.
Don: It's none of your business.
Bert: This IS my business.
