Betty: What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
Don: I was surprised you ever loved me.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

You are 20-something years old, it's time to get over birthdays!

Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.

Megan: I wanna make you a real breakfast. You look terrible.
Don: So do you.

I want you. I want you all the time. If you've suddenly discovered you want something more than that, well that's news, isn't it?

Peggy: Why don't you talk to Joan and get rid of [Mrs. Blankenship]?
Don: No. Joan knew exactly what I needed, and made sure that I got it.

Don: So when you're 40, how old will I be?
Bobby: You'll be dead.

I'm only in Rome for one night. I won't have my heart broken.

I married you, and I'm gonna be with you until I die...which could be this afternoon.

Ted: I have to eat something.
Don: Doesn't ice count.

You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.