Don: What do you see for the future?
Peggy: Well, um...is that on there?
Don: No, I'm just curious.
Peggy: I'd like to be the first woman creative director at this agency. [Don grins] That's funny to you?
Don: No, I'm impressed that you know exactly.

Peggy: Ted told me I have to fill out my own performance review.
Don: I guess he respects your opinion.
Peggy: I'm tired of this.
Don: I'd start with that.

Don: Do you ever feel like there's less to actually do but more to think about?
Ted: Not really. Maybe I'm a bad manager. Maybe I'm too, what do they call it, 'hands on.'

Pete: I don't know why we couldn't swing by your apartment. What will the client think that you're renting clubs?
Don: Megan's moving her things today.
Pete: I didn't know you were still going through that.

Don: Who are you hiding from?
Roger: I've got two secretaries and three telephones. I feel like Marlon Perkins is chasing me on the Savannah. Hiding is pointless.

Diana: What do you want?
Don: I want to eat dinner with you, even if it's five minutes at a time.

You'd rather find new creative than pick a girl?

Don: Rachel.
Rachel: Yes?
Don: You're not just smooth. You're Wilkinson smooth.

Well, I've given this a lot of thought and I believe that we should do everything we can to keep Jim from breaking up the agency.

Peggy: No. Cancel it. What about the moon landing?
Don: It was a success.
Peggy: No, DON, I have to talk to people who just touched the face of God about hamburgers!

You think you're going to force me out of my own company?!

Don: I worry about a lot of things, but I don't worry about you.
Peggy: What do you worry about?
Don: That I never did anything and that I don't have anyone.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.