Doug Wilson Quotes
Season 7, Episode 11: "Une M're Que J'aimerias B****r"
Doug: These are well-connected members of high society. They do coke.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Cats! Cats! Cats!"
Doug: What’s the matter Agent Scary Lips? You tastin’ Doug Wilson’s world-famous beef stew? How’s it goin' down? It’s kinda spicy, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Doug: Burnt Orange. I see numbers in colors. I'll explain later.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 4: "A Hole In Her Niqab"
Doug: I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my d**k.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Game-Played"
Doug: Feeling bullish? Bearish?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "Bags"
Shane: Renada just wants me for my sperm.
Doug: She sounds perfect.
• Rating: Unrated
Doug: I thought they were saying bi-Andy. What? You do shave your legs.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 12: "Fran Tarkenton"
Doug: (to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Doug: Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "Viking Pride"
Doug: Hey what did you use for my picture? The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?
• Rating: Unrated
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