Jack: Owe! What did you do that for?
Allison: I'm worried about you. You've never studied thermodynamics or physics and you're doing work that could rewrite the text books.
Jack: I know! Turns out [whispers] it's not that hard!

Jack: Uncle [being strangled by robotic legs]
Allison: Jack. This is my... brother. Marcus
Jack: Of course he is
Marcus: Nice gams, sheriff.
Jack: Welcome to Eureka.

Henry: May I present Doctor and Mister Jack Carter!
Allison: Jack, we're married
Jack: How's it feel?
Allison: Wet.

Allison: What are we doing?
Jack: Is that a trick question, I'm not that bright.

Allison: What do you think I go around comparing your IQ to my previous husbands?
Jack: I do now.

Jack: Ok, I was expecting something worse.
Allison: It fried the power and communications
Jack: Now what?
Allison: We drift to the bottom of the lake.

Allison: Fargo when was the last time you ate, or bathed, or weren't here?
Fargo: My beloved can't leave so I'm not leaving. Don't worry I have plenty of sick days.

Zane: How do you know about secret passage ways around GD? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
Allison: My lips are sealed.
Zane: Thank god!

Fargo: You can't let them take it, please.
Allison: Why not?
Fargo: Because Holly's still in there.

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