Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard Quotes
Season 8, Episode 13: "Freedom"
(Gibbs and Ducky are in Autopsy, looking over Sgt Wooten's body.)
Ducky: These bruises and lascerations could be consistent with somebody hitting a target repeatedly.
Gibbs: The target was the wife, Duck. I wouldn't blame her if she did this.
Ducky: Nobody would. But that doesn't make it any less of a crime.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 12: "Recruited"
Ducky: Tony! Meet former medical examiner, and my esteemed predecessor, Dr Walter Magnus. Magnus is my guest.
Gibbs: Bringing guests to crime scenes now, are you, Duck?
Ducky: Yes, well, only ones that used to be me!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 11: "Ships in the Night"
Ducky: We've gone from Socrates to Snooki.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "False Witness"
Gibbs: Facebook. That's that thing that some people... do stuff with?
Ducky: The term is social networking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Cracked"
(Abby is in the morgue, talking to Lieutenant Thorson's corpse)
Abby: So... I just-I want you to know that... whatever it is... that you're trying to tell me, I promise you, I promise I'll understand.
Ducky: Careful, sometimes they talk back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "Flesh and Blood"
Abby: Maybe Tony didn't have a mother. Maybe he was cloned!
Ducky: There certainly is a strong familial resemblance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: I've heard the saying "he got blown out of his shoes", but I never thought I'd see it.
Ducky: Now if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn't it?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "Faith"
Ducky: If we focused less on our differences and more on learning from each other, perhaps that would mean the end of wars.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Child's Play"
Ducky: A toast! Close friends and dear family all. A bountiful thanks and good things for Fall!
Abby: And to all a good night! [pause] Wrong holiday.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "Code of Conduct"
Ducky: Interesting date for such a ghoulish demise.
Palmer: Yeah, it's a really cool way to go! [silence] Cool, as in the temperature. Liquid nitrogen. Forget it.
• Rating: Unrated
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